Join the Chaos
This isn’t a vibe. This is your way out.
Join the Chaos
This isn’t a vibe. This is your way out.
You’ve tried to white-knuckle it.
You’ve hidden it, minimized it, and “functioned” through it.
You’ve promised to stop more times than you can count.
And now you’re here — because something in you knows it’s time.
The Sobriety System™ is a high-touch, trauma-informed, 12-month recovery mastermind built for women who’ve tried everything… and are still stuck.
This is not a detox, a challenge, or a workbook.
This is your new strategy for life.
🎯 What You’re Saying Yes To:
12 months inside The Sobriety System™
Daily support (Telegram, Mon–Fri, 9–5 EST)
Weekly Zoom coaching (Mondays @ 12PM EST)
Full access to the Faith-Fueled Steps™ recovery framework
Your own Google Doc tracker + personalized onboarding plan
Court/probation sign-off documentation
A powerful sisterhood of Chaos Queens
Optional upgrade: The Sobriety Accelerator™ ($2K/month, private coaching)
💸 The Commitment
$360 one-time.
That’s $1/day.
No payment plans. No subscriptions. No refunds.
Why? Because this isn’t “try and see.”
This is the full decision to show up for your life — and actually change it.
🚫 This is NOT for you if…
You are in active alcohol withdrawal or need medical detox
You are looking for a 30-day challenge, not long-term change
You aren’t ready to get honest about what’s really going on
If you’re within your first 14 days of sobriety, medical clearance is required.
✅ This IS for you if…
You’ve relapsed before but still believe in your healing
You’re secretly drinking more than anyone knows
You’re functioning, but not thriving
You’re done rearranging your life for alcohol — and ready to rebuild something better
📝 Apply Now
I got you, queen. Let’s run it exactly right from the top.
Shana Epps | NCPRSS • NLP • Breathwork Facilitator
Controlled Chaos Coaching™
Recovery. God. Identity. Legacy.